More Than You Care to Know About BL1Y.com

Kalloo-kallay, May was the best month ever over here at BL1Y.com.  The site received over 115,000 hits in May, compared to the previous high of 36,131 in February.

What caused this massive increase in readership?  One word: Porn.

An Indonesian porn site linked to my blog, sending over 70,000 hits my way.  I’ve spent more time on the site than I care to and can’t find the link, so I’m not sure why how that connection was made.

But, even without that huge glut of traffic, I managed to pull in 44,758 hits in May, still smashing the previous February record.

So, in honor of myself, here are some dumb facts about bl1y.com that probably no one cares about:

After people searching for the site itself (why you search for bl1y.com in Google is beyond me; just type in the address, dumbass), the most popular search term to bring people here is the NYU lawyering ICWA brief.  Also making the list of searches that bring people here are fun things such as “young boozer,” “child hentai,” “Dr. Rob,” and “when a guy texts you out of the blue.”

About 1500 hits have come from Blackberries.  Good to know what you’re doing with that expensive toy your firm gave you.

The heaviest traffic hours are from 5:00pm and 8:00pm, so I suspect people end up here when stuck at the office.  Sorry guys, I know what that’s like.

The most popular articles are:

#5: The Dark Side of Barbie

#4: Get the Judge a Goat!

#3: Scrotes on a Plane

#2: Three More and He Gets a Set of Steak Knives

#1: April Showers Do What Now?

Almost as many people get here on Linux as on Macs, but still no one really cares about people who use either OS.

And, for those of you who actually read this far…

No, I have not met any girls through this site.  But, I have had one girl stop returning my calls after reading my blog.  In September she’ll be starting law school at TTT Samford University Cumberland School of Law.  Good luck, and don’t say I didn’t warn you.

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8 Responses to “More Than You Care to Know About BL1Y.com”

  1. Dr Rob Says:

    115K is serious traffic. Congrats man.

  2. bl1y Says:

    If I got as much traffic every day as I got on my busiest day (when the Indonesian porn site linked to me), I’d have over 23 million hits a year. Not likely going to happen though…

    Maybe I should start making videos of me jerking off onto my NYU diploma.

  3. Emma Says:

    If you are interested in meeting eligible women, I would not do what you suggest, BL1Y.

    There are plenty of women that are out there that would not appreciate your sullying your JD degree, especially if it is from a T1 school like NYU.

    What hope is there for the rest of us when a guy with an NYU JD does this? We look to you and men like you to be successful, and if your not, then what does that leave us with?

  4. JMac Says:

    I’ve always wondered about links like that. When I look at Google analytics for certain sites for work, there will be referrals from, say, random blogs about video games for a site that’s all about food and wine pairings. And you never can pinpoint where the link is.

    Silly internet.

  5. Marie Says:

    Agree with Emma. I would not want to go with a guy who does not use his JD productively.

  6. Marie Says:

    And, needless to say, I will not sleep with such a man either or do anything sexuel short of sex with him either.

  7. [Red Headed Slut] Says:

    ok, lets get this straight. I don’t give a rats ass about you t1 law degree. I stopped calling because you were pushy and self absorbed. We hung out and you told me that i wasn’t as hot as i thought i was. In addition, your shirt was too small, you live with your parents (on the wrong side of town) and your unemployed. Lastly, you told me a story about throwing up in bed with your girl friend, and having to think about if you should wake her up or not. Can we just be friends???

  8. Matchstick Says:

    I know it’s been over a year, but I both applaud you, and laugh at the previous comment. I get like two hits a day. Lmao.

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