Science Fiction Superlatives

My last submission to CollegeHumor.com didn’t get picked up as a featured article, but you can still read it here.

You can also check out the other articles I’ve written, College Math, and 13 Sex Tips to Drive Him Away.

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8 Responses to “Science Fiction Superlatives”

  1. Marie Says:

    I agree that some of the sex tips are retarded, but not all of them. I enjoy having sex and if I am up at 3 a.m., what is the harm in waking up my BF to have him get me tired? We’ll both fall asleep afterwards, and he will get good sex out of it. Is that wrong of me?

  2. Marie Says:

    I forgot. I wake him up by giving him a nice BJ. Now do you agree?

  3. bl1y Says:

    Waking him up to have sex is okay. Waking him up to have sex and expecting him to do all the work is not.

  4. Nik Says:

    “Science Fiction Superlatives” was damn funny. Everything you wrote about Grand Moff Tarkin is spot on, “…she backs away from him and into the arms of Vader…” Tarkin, one scary MF.

  5. bl1y Says:

    Thanks, Nik. Glad you liked it.

    I also wanted to comment on how he manages to be incredibly intimidating while having the title “Moff.” That’d be like if there were a Darth Punkin, or a Count Dooku. But, that would have been too much and just didn’t fit. That’s what she said.

  6. Lawyer for Hire Says:

    When your aliens are mocked by SG-1, you sir have failed at making movies

  7. Just Wondering Says:

    Did you post a longer version of the sex tips article at Cracked, or did you steal from it? http://www.cracked.com/article/156_7-sex-tips-from-cosmo-that-will-put-you-in-hospital/

  8. bl1y Says:

    I don’t read Cracked, but it’s not really surprising that Cosmo sex tips are the source of jokes.

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