Blind! Drunk! Promo!

I love the smell of collection calls in the morning.

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8 Responses to “Blind! Drunk! Promo!”

  1. thenambypamby Says:

    To delete this call press 7
    To return this call, press 2
    To make yourself feel better about your lack of money, unemployment and general offensive body odor, slam this phone against your face

    Hello? Are you still there?

  2. Shark Says:

    Did you actually call this woman back? She sounded a little mousy, but I’ll bet once you get her in the sack, she’d be a real cougar!

  3. Debbie Says:

    These calls are annoying. I had an exboyfriend who would not stop calling me after we broke up.

    I finally had to change my telephone service.

  4. bl1y Says:

    The difference between Citibank and a bad ex, is Citibank starts fucking you after you’ve broken up.

  5. Alan Says:

    I wish my ex would come back into my life, only when the lites go down. She went down better than anyone I know, and my current GF doesn’t like to swallow.

    Is there any advice you can provide to incent my new GF to swallow.

  6. bl1y Says:

    Wash your junk.

  7. Debbie Says:

    A word of advise. I disagree with BL1Y. This guy’s girlfriend is already giving him BJ’s, but just not swallowing, it’s not a question of whether his junk smells, but rather a question of what he’s eating that makes his semen taste bad.

    I know that Indian food (curry) makes cum smell and taste very bad (unless you are Indian, maybe), so I would have this guy eat only bland food and stay away from spicy meats at least 24 hours before he wants his girlfriend to swallow.

    Ladies, feel free to weigh in with your experiences (and gay guys, too).

  8. bl1y Says:

    Yeah, but “wash your junk” has a better ring to it.

    Really though, you want to avoid curry, garlic, you know, the same stuff that makes your breath smell. You can also try drinking wheatgrass juice.

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