If I Can’t Get Laid, At Least Get Me This

Hey, all you little shits that troll in the comment sections, it’s time for you to step up and actually contribute something.  The ABA Journal is making its list for the Blawg 100 and is accepting amici briefs.  Go here to fill out the form and nominate yours truly.

Those of you (both of you) who contribute intelligent, reasoned comments are also invited to participate.

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9 Responses to “If I Can’t Get Laid, At Least Get Me This”

  1. Rosie Says:


  2. thenambypamby Says:

    As a current Blawg 100 member, I’m not sure I want your blathering tripe in featured in the list.

    Who am I kidding, of course I do.

    I think I nominated you last year too…

  3. wlmingtonwave Says:

    my comment dealt with your drunken belligerence on your radio show–which is at best morally reprehensible (and at worst shows a deficiency of character).

  4. Nando Says:

    Will this achievement help you get laid?

  5. BL2Y (No relation) Says:

    Go do something useful and vote for the blog. And while you’re at it, make me a sammich.

  6. bl1y Says:

    Rosie: Thanks

    Namby: I’mma edit out the best thing you say on every show so I have less competition.

    wave: Character and Fitness Committee doesn’t think I’m lacking character. But, they also approved my beer and pizza diet as “fitness.”

    Nando: Making the list should increase listeners for the show, which could help me get laid. But, I also need to move out of my parents’ house, so no, not really.

    Debbie: 2 sammiches please.

  7. Verna Says:

    If it will help you get laid, fine, but what type of woman would be impressed enough to spread their legs for you based on this “accomplishment?”

  8. bl1y Says:

    Hopefully some with self esteem that is inexplicably low given their outrageous good looks.

  9. Vinnie Says:

    Dude, you need to have some confidence yourself in order to convince a broad to peel her clothes off and let you hump her.

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