Two Philadelphia cops, Sean Alivera and Christopher Luciano, are accused of robbing a suspected drug dealer of 20 pounds of marijuana (with a street value of $24,000) and $3000 in cash.  They are also accused of a conspiracy to sell the drugs through another dealer.

Not the worst plan, after all, what’s the victim going to do, call the cops and report that his drugs were stolen?  I mean, we’ve all heard that joke before, right?

911 Operator: 911, what is the nature of your emergency?
Dealer: Some dudes just stole all the pot I was try to sell!
911 Operator: Let me just get your name and location, and we’ll send the cops over right away.
Dealer: FML

In this case, the victim didn’t have to call the cops, he was one.  The two dumbasses robbed an undercover officer.  So, it probably went down a little more like this:

Dealer: Hi, this is Sergeant _______, patch me through to internal affairs please.
Internal Affairs: *Headdesk*
Dealer: LOL!
Internal Affairs: OMGWTFPOM1!

Maybe in the future they should stick to robbing Philadelphia lawyers.

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7 Responses to “OMGWTFPOM1!”

  1. Neal Says:

    A cop cannot have last name Liciano. That is pathetic.

  2. evrenseven Says:

    This is precisely the kind of thing that led my mother to force me to move across the country, near Los Angeles, with my aunt and uncle so I can grow up in a more safe neighborhood.

  3. bl1y Says:

    Oh, I see what you did there.

  4. Lawyer for Hire Says:

    But how does this justify your string of craptastic films?

  5. bl1y Says:

    L4H: You need to address that comment to someone.

  6. Lawyer for Hire Says:

    I thought it would be obvious: only one person on this thread moved out to Bel Air

  7. bl1y Says:

    I’mma drunk! You no make fun of me!

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