Two Philadelphia cops, Sean Alivera and Christopher Luciano, are accused of robbing a suspected drug dealer of 20 pounds of marijuana (with a street value of $24,000) and $3000 in cash. They are also accused of a conspiracy to sell the drugs through another dealer.
Not the worst plan, after all, what’s the victim going to do, call the cops and report that his drugs were stolen? I mean, we’ve all heard that joke before, right?
911 Operator: 911, what is the nature of your emergency?
Dealer: Some dudes just stole all the pot I was try to sell!
911 Operator: Let me just get your name and location, and we’ll send the cops over right away.
In this case, the victim didn’t have to call the cops, he was one. The two dumbasses robbed an undercover officer. So, it probably went down a little more like this:
Dealer: Hi, this is Sergeant _______, patch me through to internal affairs please.
Internal Affairs: *Headdesk*
Internal Affairs: OMGWTFPOM1!
Maybe in the future they should stick to robbing Philadelphia lawyers.