Blind Drunk Attention Crash, Episode 1

Check it out children, in an effort to further secure my domination of the podosphere, this weekend I teamed up with Ben Corman of AttentionCrash.net, and famed host of Attention Crash Radio, to bring you our first crossover show, Blind Drunk Attention Crash for the Team BL1Y folks, or AC/BD for Team Corman.

In our first episode we discuss History Channel hiring practices, Bill O’Reilly v. The View, Brooklyn Space Program v. The View From 100,000 Feet, private space flight, the fact that I can get by just fine sitting in silence, and also that I’m likely to have a drink anyways to cope with it.

Blind Drunk Attention Crash, Episode 1

Here’s a video of ol’ Fuckface:

And a more inspiring video from the point of view of an amateur space probe:

And, in case you forget the recipe for the official show drink, the Perfect Nothing, here you go:

1.5 oz sweet vermouth
1.5 oz dry vermouth
Serve over ice

Also, you can serve it in our distinct Team BL1Y or Team Corman styles:

Team BL1Y: Add a generous dash of bitters.

Team Corman: Add a Dorito garnish.

Finally, I’m sure this drink has some more well established name, if you know it, feel free to hit up the comments and let me know.

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7 Responses to “Blind Drunk Attention Crash, Episode 1”

  1. thenambypamby Says:

    I’m just going to take the Team BL1Y, add a gallon of gin and chug.

  2. wlmingtonwave Says:

    This will probably be over-stimulating.

  3. Luke Says:

    Speaking of space travel and inspiration, this video is awesome:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=17jymDn0W6U&fmt=22

  4. bl1y Says:

    If you liked that, this will blow your freaking mind.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mcBV-cXVWFw

  5. Larry Says:

    I would need more than a drink to wind up in the sack with any of these.

  6. BL2Y (no relation) Says:

    Sorry but Billy-boy just pwned those unprofessional slags.

  7. bl1y Says:

    BL2Y: While it is true that the terrorists on 9/11 were all Muslim, why is that a relevant thing to mention? They were all men, but O’Reilly doesn’t say we were killed by “male extremists.” Also, they all sat in first or business class. Were we killed by “upper class extremists?”

    While I can’t stand The View, they were correct that the relevant characteristic is extremist. Just imagine if they had said “Baptists hate America and pray for the death of our soldiers.” Well, the Westboro Baptist Church does, but not because they’re Baptist, but because they’re fucking crazy.

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