Blind Drunk Attention Crash, Episode 2

This week Namby Pamby is sick so there won’t be a new Blind Drunk Justice, but we are comin’atcha with another episode of Blind Drunk Attention Crash, or AC/BD if you’re in the camp of Ben Corman OF AttentionCrash.net.  This show was actually recorded back before Halloween, but of course with being out of town, and then drunk, and then recovering from being drunk, and then recording the last BDJ, I’m only just now finishing this one.

Check it out, should be moderately enjoyable. In this episode, Ben and I discuss tornadoes, whether we’d rather be House or Wilson, who we’d go gay for, and why people can’t get fired for just plain sucking at their job.

AC/BD Episode 2

And as a special treat, he’s Ben’s comedy routine:

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8 Responses to “Blind Drunk Attention Crash, Episode 2”

  1. wlmingtonwave Says:

    Speaking of book tours, last thursday the book store I work at had “the situation” from that reality show “The Jersey Shore” signing his “book” which was in fact a chapter book that covered such topics as laundry, his mother’s lasagna, and how to know if an olive garden is classy. I can safely say that the crowd that showed up (getting in line nearly 5 hours no less) was barely literate.

    And to go gay. That question begins and ends with one man:
    http://www.dailycomedy.com/images/jokes/b/george_clooney.jpg

  2. bl1y Says:

    Listen, dawg. You’re probably hitting the gym, doing your tanning, and picking up fresh laundry every day. And maybe you’ve had some success beating up the beat and creeping on chicks in the club. But do you really think your situation is where it needs to be? Be honest with yourself, bro.

    This book here will take your game to a level thought unattainable, given your physical limitations (because we can’t all look like Rambo, pretty much, with our shirt off). We start with GTL-the bedrock of life itself. And then we hit the GTL Remix-the rules for getting your personal grooming did. From there it’s my guide to the Jersey Shore, battle plans for the club, a primer on grenades and wingmen, and tips for ridding yourself of all levels of clinger. Then I look at the big picture: how to cook the perfect lasagna, how to find a life partner, and how to deal with being one of the most famous people on the planet-which is guaranteed if you follow my advice.

    This is the bible for Situation Nation. Read it, live it, and crush it.

  3. wlmingtonwave Says:

    Exactly. Well, if anyone is interested in a signed copy, they will be put up on ebay soon.

  4. bl1y Says:

    I actually have a copy of Florence of Arabia by Christopher Buckley (son of William F. Buckley, and author of Thank You For Smoking) that is signed “To E-bay.”

    At first he seemed a little miffed at the request, but I explained it was his third signing I’d been to and had enough stuff with my name on it already, then he thought it was pretty funny.

  5. wlmingtonwave Says:

    Haha, that is fantastic. I am not sure if “the sitch” would have been able to process all of that. Instead I am sure he would have shown me his tanned abs. For the record, the dude looked like he was 5’9″ and 170 pounds. Soaking wet.

  6. bl1y Says:

    That’s the actual description of his book from Amazon. Though, I’d imagine the whole thing was ghost written.

  7. Dr. Rob Dobrenski Says:

    I’m pretty sure you can hear us laughing pretty soundly at one point. You can also hear Donika talking. Bitch never shuts up.

  8. bl1y Says:

    Was Donika drinking Magic Hat?

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