Bling Drunk Justice, Episode 12

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Blind Drunk Justice, Episode 12

As a special treat this week, I’ve condensed all of the source material for the stories we discuss in to one convenient Super Link.

And yeah, I know the player is still a bitch glitchy. Try the download button (right click + save link as).

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7 Responses to “Bling Drunk Justice, Episode 12”

  1. thenambypamby Says:

    A super link? Lazy.

  2. bl1y Says:

    You couldn’t make a super link if your blog crapped super links for breakfast. Mmm…breakfast super links.

  3. thenambypamby Says:

    Bacon links…

  4. Bad Monkey Says:

    Very true about the how drunk are you to get pulled over for DWI/DUI.

    I’ve had to pick up many soldiers from the jail for DWI (maybe one day I’ll describe the fun process that occurs after picking them up)

    Three examples leading with BAC:

    1 – .17 had hit a car with his motorcycle and decided to argue with the cop who showed up seeing if they could help (cop had not even asked for any of their info, did not even have his notepad or flashlight out). Brainiac cop figures out, hey, this guy might just be drunk.

    2 – .26, stopped his car in the middle of the road, was walking around the car looking at the sky (claimed he was on the phone but somehow the cops never saw the phone).

    3 – .08, was pulled over for a burned out taillight, first cop came up, talked to them, got their info and went to go run the checks. Second cop shows up and absently asks, been drinking tonight? Dummy says “Yes I had two beers” (liar their body weight they would have had to shotgun three and within 20 minutes go for a drive to be .08). Ding ding ding, the magic number. They pass every field sobriety coordination check but implied consent means an on the scene breath test…

    Of all the DWIs I’ve had to pick up if the cop stopped them for the DWI they were WAY over the legal limit, otherwise they were random checkpoints/other reasons.

  5. Matt Says:

    Any chance you guys can get the dude from Things Could Be Worse on one of these shows? You could call it Blind Drunk Justice Three Ways

  6. bl1y Says:

    If Call Burner worked on Macs, yes. Until then, it’s a two-man show.

  7. Bryce Says:

    I think you guys ought to pay for some good pussy. It beats getting drunk, unless you drink Ketel, you shouldn’t drink at all.

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