This is actually from the main university, and not the law school specifically, but I’m linking to it just because it’s so god awfully Hallmark Channel. You’d a school located in a place known for its edgy artistic brilliance could come up with something better.
Click HERE and try not to puke.
And after you’re done, here’s a couple notes I had on the card:
First, you cannot “learn new cultures.” You can learn of a new culture (learn that it exists), learn about a new culture (on Wikipedia), or explore a new culture (like Wikipedia, but actually eating the stuff you read about), but you cannot learn a culture.
Second, notice that the card focuses on alumni just traveling the world, making friends, and having exotic adventures. No one has a freaking job! Yeah…that’s actually pretty accurate.
And finally, the “you’ll remember Washington Square blanketed in show” thing would have been nice, except that no alumni would even recognize that picture. A year or two ago the fountain in Washington Square Park was moved so that it would be centered with the arch and 5th Avenue. In doing this renovation, a lot of the rest of the park was torn up and redone. Remove the arch, and the park is entirely unrecognizable to NYU alumni.
Yeah, I’ll always remember Washington Square Park blanketed in snow, but what the fuck is that?