F is for Fat and Fail

One of the best side effects of unemployment is getting to drink during the day time…without the judgmental looks from coworkers.

But, one of the worst side effects is that you get fat, and without needing to wear a suit every day, it’s easy to lose track of how fat you’ve gotten.  This morning I weighed in at 166.6 (ooo, spooky!), which is almost 10 pounds more than I weighed when I was laid off.  So now begins the battle of the weight-loss cliche.

I don’t like the idea of a target weight, especially since adding any amount of muscle can really screw with that.  I mostly just need my clothes to fit better.  But, I know I’m carrying a bunch of extra fat I don’t really need, and I’m skeptical of my ability to put on a lot of muscle, so I’m aiming for 155.0.

Feel free to make fun of me as I fail.

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4 Responses to “F is for Fat and Fail”

  1. Nick Says:

    At least unemployment also gives you endless time to work out. Or, at least work out in the morning until you start drinking at noon. That’s the way I’d do it, anyway.

  2. Dick JOnes Says:

    And you can also work out @ nite with the women who want to sleep with you. Just do more than sleep and the pounds will come off. You get a better work out if you take the lead.

  3. bl1y Says:

    I don’t burn that many calories having sex because I like to be on bottom.

  4. Hal Says:

    If you get a heavy chick on top, you’ll burn calories just trying to breathe and keep your dick from breaking off.

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