I know you like to think that your shit don’t stink, but you shat in your vagina.

Posted in Uncategorized on November 7th, 2010 by bl1y

Melissa Lee Williams, a West Virginia woman (so to speak) has been held on weapons charges and assault after brandishing a knife and demanding that her estranged husband, Danny Williams, or Adam Watson (some other dude Melissa brought to the hotel where she met up with her ex) eat the gefilte fish taco. [The Smoking Gun]

While Danny Williams “declined said invitation,” the other man, Adam Watson, told cops that he “agreed to perform at her request.” However, as Watson approached Williams, “he became overwhelmed by horrible vaginal odor emitting from Melissa Williams.” Watson, understandably, “declined to proceed any further.”

This is when Melissa Williams allegedly “produced a lock-back folding knife,” opened it, and pointed the weapon at her estranged husband. She then reportedly uttered a line never before memorialized in a police report: “Somebody is going to eat my pussy or I’m going to cut your fucking throat.”

I…I just don’t know what to say. Summer’s Eve y’all.  Come on.

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