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Two Philadelphia cops, Sean Alivera and Christopher Luciano, are accused of robbing a suspected drug dealer of 20 pounds of marijuana (with a street value of $24,000) and $3000 in cash.  They are also accused of a conspiracy to sell the drugs through another dealer.

Not the worst plan, after all, what’s the victim going to do, call the cops and report that his drugs were stolen?  I mean, we’ve all heard that joke before, right?

911 Operator: 911, what is the nature of your emergency?
Dealer: Some dudes just stole all the pot I was try to sell!
911 Operator: Let me just get your name and location, and we’ll send the cops over right away.
Dealer: FML

In this case, the victim didn’t have to call the cops, he was one.  The two dumbasses robbed an undercover officer.  So, it probably went down a little more like this:

Dealer: Hi, this is Sergeant _______, patch me through to internal affairs please.
Internal Affairs: *Headdesk*
Dealer: LOL!
Internal Affairs: OMGWTFPOM1!

Maybe in the future they should stick to robbing Philadelphia lawyers.