OMGWTFPOM1!
Posted in News on October 7th, 2010 by bl1yTwo Philadelphia cops, Sean Alivera and Christopher Luciano, are accused of robbing a suspected drug dealer of 20 pounds of marijuana (with a street value of $24,000) and $3000 in cash. They are also accused of a conspiracy to sell the drugs through another dealer.
Not the worst plan, after all, what’s the victim going to do, call the cops and report that his drugs were stolen? I mean, we’ve all heard that joke before, right?
911 Operator: 911, what is the nature of your emergency?
Dealer: Some dudes just stole all the pot I was try to sell!
911 Operator: Let me just get your name and location, and we’ll send the cops over right away.
Dealer: FML
In this case, the victim didn’t have to call the cops, he was one. The two dumbasses robbed an undercover officer. So, it probably went down a little more like this:
Dealer: Hi, this is Sergeant _______, patch me through to internal affairs please.
Internal Affairs: *Headdesk*
Dealer: LOL!
Internal Affairs: OMGWTFPOM1!
Maybe in the future they should stick to robbing Philadelphia lawyers.