Noon-Thirty News 07/06/10

Posted in News on July 6th, 2010 by bl1y

What’s 300 – 300 – 600 – 3900?
[Law.com]

The answer: Legal job growth for May and June.

Initial reports had the legal sector growing by 300 jobs in May, but a recalculation not only took away that growth, but found 600 jobs had been lost.  June was worse, with the loss of 3,900 jobs.

In America It’s Called Soccer…
[Bitter Lawyer]

In the rest of the world, it’s called futball.

But, in law firms, it’s called “canceled vacation.”

More than two years ago I began planning a trip to see the World Cup in South Africa, and a little more than a year ago I cleared the trip with all the appropriate supervisors at my firm.

[...] A week ago, I was told I would have to cancel my trip because some work had come up.  But, not just any work, work for a department I’m not a part of.

Sounds like someone works for the Koman Coulibaly Legal Group.  Sorry bro.  Or, as they say in South Africa, “BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

Kobayashi to Experience Different Hot Dog Eating Contest
[USA Today]

You may have heard over the weekend that Kobayashi, the amazing hot dog eater from Japan was not only not allowed to compete in the annual July 4th Nathan’s Hot Dog eating competition at Coney Island, but was arrested after climbing on stage in a last ditch effort to get into the competition.

Kobayashi spent one night in jail, and has been released after pleading not guilty to trespassing and resisting arrest.

Everything’s Bigger in Texas
[Above the Law]

So big in fact, that Texas needs yet another law school.  University of North Texas’s headline:

Opening a public law school at the right time in the right place.

FML, FYL, FAOLs

Feminist Profs Accidentally Discredit Selves
[Time Magazine via Feminist Law Profs Blog]

If you know many feminist professors, you’re probably familiar with the mantra that everything is caused by societal norms, and genetics have virtually nothing to do with anything.  …Except that gays are gay by nature, but there’s not a biological or chemical explanation to be discovered, so stop looking…

Well, the Feminist Law Prof’s Blog has posted a story about some (pretty ethically questionable) experiments involving hormone treatments given to pregnant women.  Turns out that differences in hormones can cause girls to behave like stereotypical girls, or to behave more like tom boys, and vice versa for boys.

Turns out that boys will be boys, and not that boys will be boys because we reward archetypical boyish behavior and reinforce such behavior through societal norms.

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Soccer? I Hardly Know Her!

Posted in Uncategorized on June 5th, 2010 by bl1y

This is why soccer is not a real sport:

And for all you people who like to respond to soccer criticisms by saying that it’s the most popular sport in the world, popularity does not always mean quality.  McDonald’s is the most popular restaurant in the world, but that doesn’t mean they serve Grade A beef.  McDonald’s, like soccer, is merely the lowest common denominator.

The only reason real, American gridiron football hasn’t become more popular internationally is because it’s too expensive to play.  Kids who live in corrugated aluminum huts in South American jungles can still afford a soccer ball (which they use on their makeshift basketball court).  But, they can’t afford the pads needed for football.  Nor can they afford the food required to build a lineman.

But, for the people who are sincerely, die-hard soccer fans, here’s the greatest moment in soccer history:

One rule that would possibly convert soccer into a real sport: Two for flinching.

If, upon reviewing video footage, a preponderance of the evidence shows you faked an injury, you should be suspended from the next game, and your team fined $10,000.

If, upon reviewing video footage, it is beyond reasonable doubt that you faked an injury, you should be suspended from the next six games, and your team fined $1,000,000, or whatever is considered a lot of money in the third world.

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