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As part of orientation as a new leader for the ABA Young Lawyer Division, I had to listen to a recording of a god awful teleconference left over from last year.  To help the time go by, I decided I’d have some fun editing the recording as I listened.  The original thing was pretty long and made me want to stab my ears with a letter opener.  I hope this version is a little more amusing.  Now, I’m not very technosavvy, and lack the right software to do this properly, but here’s what I managed to throw together:

[No, there's not supposed to be any video. Just...don't ask.]

A few weeks ago I got an offer to be an ABA Young Lawyers Division liaison for a bullshit committee I really didn’t care about, and kinda did nothing about it for a while, and then decided to at least ask what I’d have to do.  Well, turned out I had taken too long and the position was filled by someone else.  No big deal.

Then, a couple days ago I got an offer to be a YLD committee vice-chair.  Also not a big deal, but it’s a less bullshitty committee and a better position.

Whaaat?

More lawyery managerial brilliance.